tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-61480755933387555182024-03-05T20:33:03.413-06:00Free Fallingthe lazy sister's curious adventures down the rabbit hole of space and time and gravityCamelliahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17350737352071160386noreply@blogger.comBlogger153125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6148075593338755518.post-13940068984079463172014-05-13T14:47:00.002-05:002014-05-13T14:47:31.887-05:00that Jones thingCamelliahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17350737352071160386noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6148075593338755518.post-1944839911957597252014-01-24T09:38:00.000-06:002014-01-24T09:38:25.395-06:00repeat musing<div align="left" class="MsoNormal">
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temperatures and smelling the aroma of cinnamon and sugar in the chill air: </i>Who
is luckier—the woman who loves donuts and lives around the corner from the
donut shop, or the woman who doesn’t like eating donuts and lives around the
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Camelliahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17350737352071160386noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6148075593338755518.post-37169925378939333962014-01-16T16:07:00.000-06:002014-01-17T13:05:21.692-06:00The Wonder of it AllYes, Virginia, this really was a real Christmas article in the local newspaper in the last century. For the children, you know.<br />
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<i><br /></i>Camelliahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17350737352071160386noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6148075593338755518.post-51872249138449314872014-01-14T09:12:00.001-06:002014-01-14T09:24:12.858-06:00Multiple Choice<i>From the archives...I am thinking this was in the last century, 1989 or 91--true life annals or personality quiz?</i><br />
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You have worked really hard at your job, putting in
overtime and assuming additional responsibilities. Your willingness to work and
your dedication to your job is not reflected in your pay. When your boss wants
to lecture on responsibility, he will call you and another higher-paid, nail-polishing, checkbook balancing, early-leaving employee into his
office and say he depends on the two of you to cover all bases. For your
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A.<span style="font-size: 7pt; text-indent: -0.25in;"> </span><span style="text-indent: -0.25in;">You pick up the marble dolphin and bludgeon him
to death, knowing the severest charge they might convict you on is
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</span><span style="text-indent: -0.25in;">You thank your boss graciously for enlightening
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</span><span style="text-indent: -0.25in;">You develop a headache, go home, work on your
resume, and drop by the local Wal-mart for a supply of fingernail polish. </span><span style="text-indent: -0.25in;"> </span><span style="text-indent: -0.25in;"> </span><span style="text-indent: -0.25in;"> </span><span style="text-indent: -0.25in;"> </span><span style="text-indent: -0.25in;"> </span><span style="text-indent: -0.25in;"> </span><span style="text-indent: -0.25in;"> </span><span style="text-indent: -0.25in;"> </span><span style="text-indent: -0.25in;"> </span></div>
<i><br /></i>Camelliahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17350737352071160386noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6148075593338755518.post-72344109585349902702014-01-13T11:27:00.001-06:002014-01-14T11:30:57.228-06:00Makes You Wonder<div class="MsoNormal">
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Kumbucha now appears on all the ritziest places on the web. According to Wiki, "Kumbucha is <span class="apple-converted-space"><span style="background-color: white; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 10pt; line-height: 115%;"> </span></span><span style="background-color: white; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 10pt; line-height: 115%;">a sightly<span class="apple-converted-space"> </span></span><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Effervescent" title="Effervescent"><span style="background: white; color: #0b0080; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 10.0pt; line-height: 115%; text-decoration: none; text-underline: none;">effervescent</span></a><span class="apple-converted-space"><span style="background-color: white; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 10pt; line-height: 115%;"> </span></span><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fermentation_(food)" title="Fermentation (food)"><span style="background: white; color: #0b0080; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 10.0pt; line-height: 115%; text-decoration: none; text-underline: none;">fermented drink</span></a><span class="apple-converted-space"><span style="background-color: white; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 10pt; line-height: 115%;"> </span><span style="background-color: white; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 10pt; line-height: 115%;">of
sweetened<span class="apple-converted-space"> </span></span></span><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_tea" title="Black tea"><span style="background: white; color: #0b0080; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 10.0pt; line-height: 115%; text-decoration: none; text-underline: none;">black tea</span></a><span class="apple-converted-space"><span style="background-color: white; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 10pt; line-height: 115%;"> </span><span style="background-color: white; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 10pt; line-height: 115%;">that is used as a<span class="apple-converted-space"> </span></span></span><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Functional_food" title="Functional food"><span style="background: white; color: #0b0080; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 10.0pt; line-height: 115%; text-decoration: none; text-underline: none;">functional food</span></a><span style="background-color: white; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 10pt; line-height: 115%;">. It is produced by fermenting the tea using a<span class="apple-converted-space"> </span></span><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Symbiosis" title="Symbiosis"><span style="background: white; color: #0b0080; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 10.0pt; line-height: 115%; text-decoration: none; text-underline: none;">symbiotic</span></a><span class="apple-converted-space"><span style="background-color: white; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 10pt; line-height: 115%;"> </span><span style="background-color: white; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 10pt; line-height: 115%;">colony
of<span class="apple-converted-space"> </span></span></span><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bacteria" title="Bacteria"><span style="background: white; color: #0b0080; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 10.0pt; line-height: 115%; text-decoration: none; text-underline: none;">bacteria</span></a><span class="apple-converted-space"><span style="background-color: white; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 10pt; line-height: 115%;"> </span><span style="background-color: white; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 10pt; line-height: 115%;">and<span class="apple-converted-space"> </span></span></span><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yeast" title="Yeast"><span style="background: white; color: #0b0080; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 10.0pt; line-height: 115%; text-decoration: none; text-underline: none;">yeast</span></a><span style="background-color: white; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 10pt; line-height: 115%;">, or "</span><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SCOBY" title="SCOBY"><span style="background: white; color: #0b0080; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 10.0pt; line-height: 115%; text-decoration: none; text-underline: none;">SCOBY</span></a><span style="background-color: white; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 10pt; line-height: 115%;">".
Although kombucha is claimed to have several beneficial effects on health,
these claims are not supported by scientific evidence. Drinking kombucha has
been linked to serious side effects and deaths, and improper preparation can
lead to contamination.</span><sup id="cite_ref-acs_1-0" style="unicode-bidi: -webkit-isolate;"><span style="background-color: white; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; font-family: Arial, sans-serif;"><span style="color: #0b0080; text-decoration: none; text-underline: none;"><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kombucha#cite_note-acs-1">[1]</a>"</span></span></sup></div>
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gave me a scoby that lived in my hall closet. It wasn’t the slave master
that friendship bread* is, but it did require time and attention, it made babies
and I had heard there was a possibility of contamination. In a moment of
liberation I threw it into the compost heap. For several years after that we
had no earthworms. ?????</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 115%; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-latin;">* just in case you didn't know about friendship bread</span>
<a href="http://www.momswhothink.com/bread-recipes/amish-friendship-bread.html">http://www.momswhothink.com/bread-recipes/amish-friendship-bread.html</a>Camelliahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17350737352071160386noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6148075593338755518.post-2590829091400214272011-05-08T08:30:00.003-05:002011-05-09T06:06:21.277-05:00They Make Her Ask<div><div>medical clerk: Religious preference?<br />
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patient: Enlightenment?<br />
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medical clerk: We can just put nothing. </div><div></div></div>Camelliahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17350737352071160386noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6148075593338755518.post-72684915903604381482010-01-26T09:07:00.002-06:002010-01-27T08:17:27.402-06:00Dream FragmentCleaning out that room, I found a note, May 2, not sure what year.<br /><br />I am looking up at a waterfall. Next to it is a cliff, and on the cliff, a tree.<br /><br />A voice says, “The water nourishes the tree. It erodes the stone. The cliff crumbles, the tree falls. Such is the cycle of life.”Camelliahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17350737352071160386noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6148075593338755518.post-38547404076912827722009-10-15T10:31:00.005-05:002009-10-15T12:50:22.960-05:00UPTOWNAn-unusual-night-out-on-our-small-town included the authors’ readings at our luscious indie bookstore, which in a larger city would be considered trendy. Afterwards I picked up a paperback, one of those not with a slick covering but with that thick pulpy cover that screams Quality. Both the owner and the very-knowledgeable clerk were behind the counter. As the clerk took my money and handed me the book, I could hear the rain pounding the sidewalks. My next stop was a small bar a block away.<br /><br />“Can you put that in something?” I asked.<br /><br />The clerk looked flummoxed.<br /><br />“A bag,” the owner whispered. “She wants a bag.”<br /><br />The clerk heaved a sigh of relief and dug under the counter. He fished up a thin paper sack. If I carried my new compelling book out in that sack, within seconds it would swell up like a marshmallow without me even having had the pleasure of reading it in the tub.<br /><br />"Do you have plastic?” I asked.<br /><br />I think for a second the universe stopped. In a musical it would have been the moment after poor orphaned Oliver said, "More food, please."<br /><br />The clerk began pawing under the counter again.<br /><br />“We don’t have any plastic,” the owner said. “We don’t have any plastic,” he repeated, his voice an octave lower.<br /><br />“No plastic,” the clerk whispered.<br /><br />I considered how big a carbon footprint I would make if I left my book and came back the next day to pick it up, if it weren't still raining which it had been doing almost every day for six weeks as if we lived in Oregon and not in Mississippi.<br /><br />In silence the three of us stared, them at me, me at them, and then the three of us at a plastic bag filled with store supplies someone had left on the counter.<br /><br />“Here’s a plastic bag.” The owner sounded as if a life raft had been spotted from his sinking ship.<br /><br />“A plastic bag,” the clerk said. He could have been making a toast.<br /><br />Folks, there were maybe fifty people in that classy bookstore that rainy night, all buying books m a d e o u t o f p a p e r. I was the only one who requested plastic.<br /><br />I promised to use the bag to pick up my dog’s poop. The clerk laughed, but it could have just been nervousness.<br /><br />Of course I repeated the story to my husband when I got home, just as I’m telling you now.<br /><br />“Green,” said the curmudgeon. “It’s the new puce.”<br /><br />He’s a smart man. I am sure he knows puce is not really a green. He just liked the way puce sounded. Say it out loud. You'll understand.Camelliahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17350737352071160386noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6148075593338755518.post-74584122188981533882009-10-13T10:16:00.005-05:002009-10-13T10:46:53.283-05:00From the Bag of Odd Things<em>note: my father was in Methodist rehab, nearing the end of a hospital journey that began August 18, 2001 and left him paralyzed from the chest down. In days we would be headed home, to see if I could take care of him there. I must have found these bulletins in some waiting area of the hospital. For some reason, I took to Jennifer and Michael. </em><br /><em></em><br />Two handwritten photocopied church bulletins, dated Sunday Jan 6, 2002:<br /><br />Inside the cross on the first, someone had printed <em>Michael God Love you don't forget</em><br /><em></em><br />Inside, the following exchange:<br /><br />Don't go to sleep.<br /><em></em><br /><em>first of all not going sleep I think about some</em><br /><br />What?<em> </em>The sermon. or our blessings.<br /><br /><em>Yeah. also wonder if I have job or not but long as I keep pray I'm really scary I not going have job. </em><br /><br />The Lord's will be done. Let's not speak on it anymore just and wait and keep the faith.<br /><em></em><br /><em>When we get finish with communion I find to go I sit here long another why should I sit up in her for meet for I belong this church you sit up in here you want you just be sit here. Next person get up talk over minute I gone. Sincerly, Jennifer</em><br /><br />I stay you stay. Sister that's the way it's gonna be.<br /><br /><em>Then you just see other people leave I'm going anyway now how you like those apple </em><em>If know you be bad I made you stay at home.</em><br /><br />Sorry but I needed a laugh. God forgive me this morning.<br /><br /><em>you know what at least man up sing doing his best. if that old man sing another song you start laugh I get up say my boyfriend want sing how you like those apple. </em><br /><br /><strong>as a foot note: </strong><br /><br /><em></em>How we gonna get to West today without gas.<br /><em></em><br /><em>I got some mones</em><br /><br /><br /><br /><em></em>Camelliahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17350737352071160386noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6148075593338755518.post-72688469112764973382009-09-21T19:25:00.002-05:002009-09-21T19:31:11.289-05:00Still We Try<em>from the quote archives</em><br /><br />Mr. Raney named the porpoises—Sister Woman, and Renford, and Lamar, and St. Elmo—and could recognize them, and call each by its name, even at night, six feet long some of them, with a million sharp teeth and a naughty grin. Often when he floated past in the boat and watched their playful wheeling, in and out among the cypress knees, he called out to them, “Lamar, we are all alone in the world.” Or “Renford, cork is an export of India!”<br /><br />The echoes of his voice across the wide water of the bayou was like a heartbreaking song, a music of the swamp.<br /><br />Hydro said, one time, many times, “Do they understand what you tell them?”<br /><br />Mr. Raney said, each time. “Nobody knows.”<br /><br /><br /><em>Lewis Nordan, <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Music-Swamp-Front-Porch-Paperbacks/dp/1565120167">Music of the Swamp </a></em>Camelliahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17350737352071160386noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6148075593338755518.post-41837260276766420032009-09-17T08:09:00.005-05:002009-09-17T09:26:25.799-05:00More from the notecard archivesThe obscure we eventually see.<br /><br />The obvious takes much longer.<br /><br /><em>source unknown</em><br /><br /><strong>Discussion question: </strong><br /><br />What do you think?<br /><br /><strong>Moderator's take: </strong><br /><strong></strong><br />My friend drove a beat-up car with a stick shift. We called it the Batmobile, but this is just an aside and not pertinent to the point, though just the name conjures up a lackadaisical delicious distraction of tumbling years of memories, thanks, Jenne, oops, back to the point. One day she took me to the pipeline site parking lot out by Baxter Labs to teach me to shift. After bucking the car across the lot, a door flew open, our school books fell out, and somehow I ran right over them.<br /><br />"Why do you always do things the hard way?" she said.<br /><br />I didn't know then and I don't know now. Could today's quote have some relationship to this?<br /><br /><p><em>Hint: "always do things the hard way?" </em></p>Camelliahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17350737352071160386noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6148075593338755518.post-66942929296021395382009-09-14T09:36:00.002-05:002009-09-14T09:41:48.755-05:00From the Notecard ArchivesShe found no easy answer, but instead quoted Rilke: "<em>Be patient toward all that is unsolved in your heart. Try to love the questions themselves." "</em>Perhaps that is the deepest source and the greatest power of self-respect," she concluded, "learning to live with the questions that have no answer."<br /><br /><em>source unknown</em>Camelliahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17350737352071160386noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6148075593338755518.post-56442205995443803682009-09-10T10:45:00.006-05:002009-09-11T10:46:42.974-05:00If You Don't Know What You Have, How Can You Let It Go?I once knew a woman who had a resale store in a town too small to claim an establishment as fancy as a ‘shop’. I who at that time loved flitching perfectly good items from other people’s trash was a fool for a resale store.<br /><br />The loft was filled with frayed clothes overstuffed on hangers and heaped on the floor, clothes so lifeless I could not imagine the fabric transformed into cleaning rags. The woman and her husband bought things in lots at auction. Once they purchased a truck load of shoes, only to discover the shoes were manufacturer’s samples, shoes in all sizes but for the left foot only. A family with a one-legged gene could have been well-shod for the rest of their lives.<br /><br />Underneath the loft was reserved for discarded toys—puzzles missing pieces, games missing parts, limp and grayed stuffed animals, dolls without arms. The rest of the ground floor was mostly filled with the grim detritus of defunct households, bulbous lamps, orange and brown dented pots with yellow splotchy mushrooms, broken clocks, nondescript dishes with dingy cracks, the occasional sprung chair that looked like small animals lived in it. Nothing that even a seasoned garbage gleaner would want to brush against, much less rescue, though everything was priced to sell.<br /><br />Then I spotted the fireplace shield. It looked copper, with an elegant spreading oak pressed almost from edge to edge, each distinct leaf gleaming. I can still see that magnificent shield and I covet it today, though I didn’t then and probably never will have a fireplace. There was no price tag affixed. “How much is this?” I asked, mentally rearranging my budget so I could carry home my prize.<br /><br />“I can’t sell that,” she said. “It might be valuable.”<br /><br />I was shy and she was shy, so we did not haggle over the unsalability of the perhaps copper shield. She did tell me she refused a handsome offer from a rich lady the week before, so I would know it wasn’t only unavailable to me.<br /><br />I prowled the musty aisles, casually eyeing the shelves of intact, unpriced glassware behind the cash resister. When I got too close, she spoke up. “I can’t sell you those. That’s why I keep them back there. They might be valuable.”<br /><br />She seemed nervous that I was looking. I knew then that anything I might find attractive enough to carry home, she would have to keep, because if she sold it she might later discover a treasure had slipped from her grasp.<br /><br />I gave up. On my way out I spotted a little wind-up metal gorilla. When I fiddled with the rod that required a missing key, I could get the gorilla to stagger a couple of steps and sputter sparks. A horrible walking thing. My boy would love it.<br /><br />It had no price tag, either. “How much?” I asked.<br /><br />“I couldn’t sell you that,” she said. “You just take that with you. It ain’t worth nothing.”Camelliahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17350737352071160386noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6148075593338755518.post-28996969157259914822009-09-04T08:25:00.003-05:002009-09-04T08:31:58.554-05:00Slap U-mami**umami—the fifth flavor, savory, which enhances all the other flavors<br />*Slap yo momma—what we say down home to signify approval; i.e., it was so good it made you want to slap yo momma.<br /><br />Why is it when I order<br /><br /><em>Linguine with Crawfish & Andouille Sausage with artichokes, tomatoes, mushrooms & basil pesto in a creole-cream sauce<br /><br /></em>and I think it can’t get any better than this,<br /><br />and she orders<br /><br /><em>Penne with Beef Tenderloin & Portobello Mushrooms in a tomato & Noilly Prat vermouth brothlaced with pancetta<br /><br /></em>and she says hers is very, very good,<br /><br />but before the meal is over, she leans forward and says, “I’m just going to have to have one little taste of yours," and she takes a bite and her mouth gets round and her eyes get rounder and she says, “I know what I’m going to have to order next time,"<br /><br />in that instant my creole-creamy drenched everything does, it gets even better?Camelliahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17350737352071160386noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6148075593338755518.post-3305033709832796812009-09-02T07:34:00.011-05:002009-09-02T08:34:28.621-05:00The Power of NarrativeLife was a little rough for young Grace and Mary, a bit hard-scrabble. Their stern father and their illiterate mother who kept to themselves weren’t like other parents. The girls sensed their classmates looked down on them. They were excluded from activities that make a girl feel prom-ish and girly. High school seemed like a club they were never invited to join. When it came time for them to leave home, they wanted to spare their little sisters the pain of not fitting in, so they decided to give the younger girls a parting gift.<br /><br />Together the older girls made a totem. One night they invited their little sisters to join them in a meeting, saying it had to be a secret because their parents didn’t want outsiders knowing about the family. “We’re going to tell you our history,” Grace said. With great ceremony the older sisters began story weaving. “Our great-grandmother was the daughter of an important chief,” Grace said. Before Grace and Mary left, they told the younger girls of the strength and bravery of their great-grandmother. Of how she had cared for her people. Of how she had persevered no matter how hard life got for her.<br /><br />Grace and Mary presented the girls with the totem. “Keep this to remember who you are and what blood flows in your veins,” Grace said. “Always, no matter what anybody says, know what you are capable of."<br /><br />The stories worked as Grace and Mary had hoped they would. Full of confidence their younger sisters were cheerleaders and homecoming queens. They were joiners and leaders. They lived the happy life Grace and Mary dreamed about when they were in school.<br /><br />Many years later, one of the younger girls, now a woman with children of her own, called Grace to tell her about the book the P.T.A. was using as a fundraiser. People had contributed stories about family origins, and their story, along with a picture of the totem, was featured. Wasn’t Grace proud?<br /><br />“You can’t do that,” Grace said.<br /><br />“It’s done,” said her sister. "Your copy is on the way."<br /><br />Grace had never confessed the truth to the younger two. “After we left home, we never really talked about things with them. Mary and I were seekers, always exploring the edge. The younger two loved convention. They lived within ‘the box’ and excelled in it. Because we didn’t fit their mold, they were uneasy around us. It was as if we came from different worlds.”Camelliahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17350737352071160386noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6148075593338755518.post-11439396593299305382009-09-01T06:20:00.003-05:002009-09-01T06:26:34.541-05:00Theology On the Way Home from La Piñata or A Little Tap Dancing to A Course in Miracles<em>she:</em> How do you change your mind? <em>She had been thinking about a situation she wished had ended differently, about feelings that, if she followed them, could be hard or sad.<br /><br />he:</em> What do you believe? What do you know?<br /><br /><em>she:</em> I don’t <strong>know</strong> anything.<br /><br /><em>he:</em> You’re on your way, then.<br /><br /><em>Silence:</em><br /><br /><em>he:</em> And if you don’t like what you believe, believe something else.Camelliahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17350737352071160386noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6148075593338755518.post-35862963949288268372009-08-31T11:53:00.001-05:002009-08-31T11:56:24.656-05:00Happiness---well, it just is<em>Happiness, we do not find it, we make it. Happiness does not depend on what we lack, but how we use what we have. Arnaud Desjardins<br /></em><br /><strong><a href="http://www.writekudzu.blogspot.com/">K</a></strong>: I like this although if I think about it too long, it takes on a lecture-y tone.<br /><br /><strong>D</strong>: Happiness. I tend to think it's elemental, like oxygen. We just need to quit holding our breath.<br /><br /><strong>K</strong>: EXACTLYCamelliahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17350737352071160386noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6148075593338755518.post-86790388431219506072009-08-28T10:00:00.005-05:002009-08-31T15:12:09.984-05:00What do you believe?In <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Third-Man-Factor-Surviving-Impossible/dp/1602861072/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1251471799&sr=1-1"><em>The Third Man Factor</em> </a>George Geiger reports many cases where people, most often in extreme risk, sense a supportive companion who accompanies them. In his review of the book for Wall Street Journal, <a href="http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052970204884404574361631588827614.html?mod=rss_opinion_main">Michael Ybarra </a>cites a few of these people: mountaineer Herman Buhl, the first person who climbed the Nanga Parbat in the Himalayas; Charles Lindberg on his 1927 solo flight across the Atlantic; Ron DiFrancesco, the last man to leave the collapsing World Trade Center in September 11, 2001. As Ybarra quotes Geiger:<br /><br /><em>"Over the years," Mr. Geiger writes, "the experience has occurred<br />again and again, not only to 9/11 survivors, mountaineers, and<br />divers, but also to polar explorers, prisoners of war, solo sailors,<br />shipwreck survivors, aviators, and astronauts. All have escaped<br />traumatic events only to tell strikingly similar stories of having<br />experienced the close presence of a companion and helper."<br /></em><br />People in isolation, children and even Mr. Geiger himself at seven when he was threatened by a rattlesnake have felt this unseen presence.<br /><br />I don’t know if it’s the same, but I know of people whom I trust who have reported extraordinary phenomena. My closest friend says his house was plagued by a poltergeist when his mother moved her father in over the father’s protests. The poltergeist remained after the grandfather died. One dying friend talked me about the young man with flowing blond hair who set next to me on the couch as I visited her in her hospital room. Another friend, also dying, told me about the people in her life whom she loved and who had died that came to talk to her when she was awake alone at night.<br /><br />I’ve never experienced the unseen companion, but I’ve had enough precognitive and ESP experiences to believe we are connected in many ways that can’t be explained logically at this time. Because these experiences cannot be quantified, their veracity is up for grabs. Some people chalk psychic experiences up to coincidence or deluded thinking. Those unseen or only-visible-to-you companions? There are those who feel they are divine intervention and others who think they are hallucinations. Scientists have discovered they can trigger the companion experience by stimulating a certain area of the brain with electricity. That in itself should be enough to discredit a ‘supernatural’ explanation, right?<br /><br />But what about the wide spread belief held by most people that they can talk to people who are not immediately in their presence? Scientists have studied this phenomenon extensively and have located a certain object among all the objects available to modern life that, in a person’s presence, when stimulated with energy, can reproduce this result. The person thinks the object rings or chimes or makes some signal, and the person can then talk to another person not in the physical vicinity.<br /><br />When it comes right down to it, no one experiences anything directly. My dog is lying on the couch. So I think. So I believe. But in order to think and believe that, I must use my senses to detect what I’m calling a dog, and those senses flood the synapses that trigger chemical impulses in my brain which my brain interprets as Spunky, my dog on my couch. For me to believe this dog is real, I can only rely on the chemical and electrical activity in my brain. And speaking of chemical and electrical activity? With my sad state of scientific knowledge and know-how, if I am going to believe in them, I’m going to have to take the word of folks who have a lot more rocket-science sense than I do.<br /><br />We are told by those brainiacs there are many more dimensions than we can not experience in our physical bodies. But if I could catch a whiff of one of these mostly inaccessible dimensions, wouldn’t it just make sense I am going to have to use the tool that I use to discern everything else in my life?<br /><br />This is when my sly brainiac leaning-toward-Buddhist nonscientist likes to say, “Actually, none of it is real--the unseen companion, the dog, the couch, me, you.” That’s when my mind rolls into a ball like a porcupine, all my mental quills aquiver. And if my very-much-physical companion is feeling especially frisky, he might whisper, “If God is at all, God is all there is.”<br /><br />That’s when my mental activity comes screeching to a halt. While I like thinking about ESP and precognition, poltergeists, and invisible company, I cannot wrap my thoughts further than that. Instead I focus on happiness, that illusive factor I invite to be my companion on the rest of this journey and beyond…whether anyone can prove it’s 'real' or not.Camelliahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17350737352071160386noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6148075593338755518.post-87056128671743265692009-08-27T08:09:00.005-05:002009-08-28T20:33:22.521-05:00Big Blow OutOne reason why wearing underpants might be a good idea:<br /><br />You discover your old, scruffy, soft, baggy around-the-house pants have split in the back from waist band to crotch only after you’ve leisurely strolled your dogs around your Rated-G neighborhood with the day-care center on the far corner.<br /><br />The upside of going pantiless:<br /><br />your beloved husband points out big white granny panties might have been a lot more obtusive than your demurely flesh-tinted nether cheeks.<br /><br />The moral:<br /><br />If you show your ass, it's good to be lucky in love.Camelliahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17350737352071160386noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6148075593338755518.post-37376148206919922252009-08-25T08:22:00.003-05:002009-08-25T13:31:39.110-05:00FlownThe sky is emptiest the morning after the evening you first notice they are not there. It’s only then you know they're really gone.<br /><br />After that, the forgetting sets in.Camelliahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17350737352071160386noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6148075593338755518.post-84029880297771091442009-08-24T19:58:00.001-05:002009-08-24T20:01:12.082-05:00Quote Sent by Keetha...did you feel the universe expanding?<em>Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born.</em> - Anais NinCamelliahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17350737352071160386noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6148075593338755518.post-68836263948083360822009-08-21T07:26:00.004-05:002009-08-24T09:44:15.132-05:00from the notecard archivesThe M & M Grocery and Abiding Truth Universal Gospel Church<br /><br /><em>a sign on a very small building in the middle of the country between Charleston and Coffeeville, MS, maybe 20 years ago. </em><br /><em></em><br />If you're wondering, I have a garbage bag full of notecards. A black plastic garbage bag...the lawn size. <em></em>Camelliahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17350737352071160386noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6148075593338755518.post-68635314189961327752009-08-19T20:56:00.002-05:002009-08-19T21:00:03.766-05:00found quote<em>I've always found it is more fun to ride the winds of change than to do battle with them. </em><br />Jeanne Marie Laskas, A Garden in Winter<br /><em></em><br /><em> </em>Camelliahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17350737352071160386noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6148075593338755518.post-2627951091783429962009-08-16T18:42:00.009-05:002009-08-18T20:43:43.747-05:00only a day a-w-a-yIt was June before I planted my tomatoes in large pots. The tomatoes bloomed profusely but never set fruit. My family botonist suggested the summer heat was the culprit. He was right. The temperature has dropped, and now I have four--count them--four--tomatoes. I immediately emailed a friend who had great tomato success last year.<br /><br />With each little knobbly tomato, my hope was renewed, I told her. I would pot my next tomatoes at the proper time, the Friday before Easter, and I would have vines as lush as hers had been.<br /><br />My friend had just moved from one state to another. She said her husband had tossed her tomatoes in order to move the pots so she could use them in the future. "Many of them had blossom end rot, anyway," she said, "There's always next year, mantra of sports fans and gardeners everywhere."Camelliahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17350737352071160386noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6148075593338755518.post-1041075966636011622009-08-15T07:53:00.004-05:002009-08-15T09:24:52.206-05:00Another of Life's Teachable MomentsCousin #1, just prior to exiting the room, explaining why she had left this small town to move to a large city a thousand miles distant: Everybody here knows what you are doing and they talk about your business.<br /><br />Post exit, Cousin #2 to Cousin #3: If she doesn't want people talking about her, she shouldn't live such an interesting life.Camelliahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17350737352071160386noreply@blogger.com3