Sunday, February 24, 2008


Notes found in an old composition book (though from this past year):

Dr.: There is a correlation between your hip pain and spiritual problems. Are you a spiritual person?

Patient: Yes. Right now I’m praying you get paid.


“Her heart can’t stop beating. You have to have a heart first.”

1 comment:

Mrs. G. said...

That last line is brutal...but perfect.