Friday, March 20, 2009

Baby Daddy--The Legacy of the Great Society

In the courtroom:

D.A. to Potential Juror Guy: How do you know the defendant?

P. J. G.: We are somewhat related.

D. A.: How are you somewhat related?

P.J.G.: He’s my sister’s brother.

Government officials, when you make laws and institute programs to help us feckless citizens, perhaps your first imperative should be, Above all, do no harm.

Nah, what’s the pay-off of that?