In the courtroom:
D.A. to Potential Juror Guy: How do you know the defendant?
P. J. G.: We are somewhat related.
D. A.: How are you somewhat related?
P.J.G.: He’s my sister’s brother.
Government officials, when you make laws and institute programs to help us feckless citizens, perhaps your first imperative should be, Above all, do no harm.
Nah, what’s the pay-off of that?