Monday, November 12, 2007

LIFE: H6w Many T5mes Is It Just This Easy? EASY????

Today the dog ran across my key board. Don’t tell me this hasn’t happened to you. A couple of boxes opened on my screen and I did what my computer genius always tells me to do. I x-ed out of them. I didn’t even read them. When I began typing again, my o’s appeared as 6s on the screen. A gh6st had taken 6ver my computer. I carried the lapt6p t6 my c6mputer genius. Take my word that he is a very smart man. He discovered k’s were 2s and i’s were 5s. An evil, ev5l gh6st was in the machine. I finally understood my friend’s high-maintenance daughter. I wanted to run thr6ugh the house, screaming and pull5ng at my hair. Instead I hid out upstairs. My computer genius opened up a screen keyboard, and went exploring. After some length of time, he told me he had fixed my problem, though he was a bit chagrined about saving the day.

You already guessed it, didn’t you? The dog had pressed the Num Lk key.

6 comments:

Keetha said...

I would never have guessed that. I would have slowly, carefully backed away from the machine, and been very afraid of the ghost.

Lucky for you that you have a computer expert on call 24-7.

Nicole said...

I'm afraid I am no computer genius either. In fact, I can pressed the num lock key right now and I don't have the same ghost. Oh, but wait...it's a la------pto-----p! I seeeeeeeeeee. I never knew that would happen, so thanks for the insider tip. Now I may just go boot up my laptop and do it on purpose, just to see the mystery unfold before my very eyes!! Wheeeee...spoooooky fuuuuuuun! (It's hard to type spooky voice properly I think) :))

Camellia said...

Maybe it had to do with those little boxes I x-ed out of without reading?

Mrs. G. said...

Though I don't have a dog, my cat saunters over my keyboard like I am in HER way.

I am not the girl to answer technical questions...hope you get it fixed.

Camellia said...

The computer, she is fixed. The dog...she does not believe she has a problem.

Nicole said...

Hey, just noticed that your three blog reading and commenting pals are all Aquarians. You see, I liked their comments and had to go peek at profiles and thought, "Ah yes, that makes sense!" And you my dear one are a Libra and I have never met an Aquarian or a Libran that I didn't like. I don't know too many of them though and they are all treasures when I find them. Happy to be in such wonderful company!! :))